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Hi. I'm Ashton, or Ash if it pleases you. I'm a 17 year old Tolkienite living in Florida, and I'm a huge fucking nerd. I have a crush on Richard Armitage. I mostly post LotR/The Hobbit, but I also post Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Hannibal, my art, attractive people, and other shit I find funny sorrynotsorry.
The Bilbo to my Thorin.
The Thranduil to my Legolas.

Dork of Rivendell
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The noise his lil feet are making

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This story keeps on getting better and better


This story keeps on getting better and better

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


I’m glad that Bilbo Baggins exists

Because in the book, the dude was pretty firmly middle aged when his crazy-ass adventure started

He was settled down in the house that belonged to his parents and had done precisely jack shit with his life

It gives me hope that maybe some nutcase wizard will eventually show up and be like yo

you’re a burglar now

don’t even care that you didn’t roll rogue homie we got dragons to slay and kingdoms to save 

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