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Hi. I'm Ashton, or Ash if it pleases you. I'm a 17 year old Tolkienite living in Florida, and I'm a huge fucking nerd. I have a crush on Richard Armitage. I mostly post LotR/The Hobbit, but I also post Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Hannibal, my art, attractive people, and other shit I find funny sorrynotsorry.
The Bilbo to my Thorin.
The Thranduil to my Legolas.

Dork of Rivendell
also responds to Ash

naturepunk:

queenoftheshucks:

chaoticbanter:

catsbeaversandducks:

Comic by ©The Oatmeal

I laugh, but it’s frighteningly true

I can’t stop laughing

Flawless

lordofsilverfountain:

" ‘Come, Mr. Frodo!’ he cried.’ I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry you and it aswell. So up you get! Come on, Mr. Frodo dear! Sam will give you a ride. Just tell him where to go, and he’ll go.’ " ~ quotes from book

joshpeck:

when your friend karen suggests that you go to taco bell when you can’t go to taco bell because you’re on an all carb diet

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vinegod:

How to get a pug’s attention by Nicholas Megalis